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ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimension Hops:	8	Star Shards Collected:	226
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	676
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	728
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3419	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	169
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Buildings Constructed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1793
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Star Shards Collected:	153
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!