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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1797 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!