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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, augmented reality, CraftyCash, Customizable, Cutting Edge, digital experience, Entertainment, FANTASY, futuristic, Gaming, holographic technology, holostar, immersive experience, innovation, Interactive, million dollars idea, Minecraft, personalized, Sci Fi, self-insertable, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t be the star of the show? Well, look no further than our server, where you can insert yourself as a self-insertable Holostar! Imagine riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes – that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its beak. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a magic feather, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that chicken boss).

YT-DLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

Automation, batch file, command line, command prompt, configuration, customize, execute, Launch, Open, powershell, programming, run on startup, scripting, set default, shell, software, Start, Terminal, windows, yt-dlp, YTDLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	6022
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ores Mined:	9017
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5630

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the power to summon a dragon to do your bidding, ride a flying pig into battle, and even turn your enemies into harmless chickens! But that’s not all – every time you open Powershell, yt-dlp will start playing your favorite meme videos on loop, because why not?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

CraftySis Minecraft Server

AUNTIE, Birthday, build a bear, chameleon, CraftySis, decision, FITS, gift, Jealousy, little sister, Mall, Minecraft, Pineapple, PLUSHIE, Server, sharing, Shelf, shopping spree, stealing, TUTU, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4654	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of sibling drama ruining your birthday vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where plushie-stealing sisters don’t exist! Our server is a chameleon-friendly zone, where you can build your own virtual Pineapple plushie without fear of jealousy or tantrums.

Immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise where you can create your own chameleon kingdom, complete with tutu-wearing plushies galore. No need to share with pesky siblings here – your Pineapple plushie will be safe and sound in your virtual world.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, craft, and play to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone stealing your precious Pineapple plushie. Join now and let the chameleon adventures begin!

NoHatersAllowedMC

Asian American wedding, boundary setting, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, disrespectful behavior., family drama, family dynamics, family traditions, guest list management, NoHatersAllowedMC, wedding alcohol, wedding coordination, wedding culture, wedding etiquette, wedding food, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding security, wedding traditions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of random people crashing your wedding just for the free food and booze? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only invited guests are allowed! No more distant relatives or family friends showing up uninvited and causing a scene.

We have a guest list coordinator in place to ensure that only those with invitation cards can attend. And if anyone tries to sneak in, our bouncers will kick them out faster than you can say “I do.”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, stand your ground and say “Is this my wedding or yours?” when someone tries to gatecrash. Don’t let anyone ruin your special day, even if they call you “westernized” for sticking to your guns.

Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of wedding crashers in a virtual world. Who knew planning a wedding could be this entertaining?

RealWorldSadness Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Challenges, Competition, coping mechanisms, disappointments, disillusionment, Expectations, Hardships, harsh truths, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Real World, RealWorldSadness, responsibilities, sad reality, smp, society, stress, Struggles, Survival, work life

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Tired of adulting and dealing with real-world responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving creepers! Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and awkward small talk at social gatherings. In our world, the only drama is when someone steals your diamonds or accidentally sets your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. So come join us and escape the sad reality of adulthood!

Blockin’ Life’s Path

Blockin, comfort zone, comparison, fear, fear of failure, fear of success, lack of clarity, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of motivation, lack of opportunities, lack of resources, lack of skills, lack of support, Lifes, limiting beliefs, negative beliefs, past traumas, Path, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, self-sabotage

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	151	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of mediocrity! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens!

Imagine a world where the grass is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with rainbow-colored fish, and the mountains are made of pure chocolate! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the absurdity knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive mini-games like “Llama Racing” and “Zombie Disco Party”. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant pink unicorn somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane and embrace the madness on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. And who knows, you might even discover what’s been holding you back in life all this time – a severe lack of pixelated insanity!

The Server of DOOM

Antigrief, building, Datapacks, DOOM, Economy, Economychestshop, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, Item Dupers, Kindness, Lgbtfriendly, Minecraft, Mini Maps, Mob aggression, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, structure, Survival, The Server of DOOM, world gen

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5018	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to The Server of DOOM!

We have a few datapacks and plugins that change structure, world gen, and mob aggression.

Rules1. No Hacked Clients (Though I do allow mini maps just don’t abuse them!)2. No Griefing 3. Be kind to people4. No abusing exploits, like item dupers

37.10.122.18:26158

MisogynyCraft Server

Abuse, controversial, degrading, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., funny, gender inequality, HARMFUL, humor, hurtful, inappropriate, inappropriate jokes, insensitivity, Misogyny, MisogynyCraft, mistreatment, offensive, Server, sexism, Social Issues, UNACCEPTABLE, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for the most outrageous and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always up for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the infamous Pirate Steve, who buried his loot somewhere on the server years ago.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC SMP

acceptance, alienation, Community, Connection, friendship, hobbies, inclusion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting women, outcast, Outsider, rejection, single men, smp, Social Interaction, social life, socializing, Support, Understanding, WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Towns Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being treated like a pariah just because you’re single? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being a lone wolf is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our server, where we welcome all the single players with open arms!

Join us and become part of a community where being single is not a curse, but a superpower! Build your own empire without having to worry about sharing resources with a partner. No more awkward conversations with couples who only talk about their relationship drama – here, you can focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!

We have insane stories of single players who have risen to greatness on our server. From building massive castles to taming dragons, the possibilities are endless when you’re flying solo. So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being single in Minecraft is the ultimate power move!

CleanSisClash Minecraft Server

aita, Chores, cleaning, CleanSisClash, Confrontation, DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2, family drama, family dynamics, house cleaning, Minecraft, moving out, mowing the lawn, organization, Resentment, self improvement, Server, sibling rivalry, sister conflict, splatoon 3, vacuuming, video games, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	2038
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being called a “fat loser son” by your sister behind your back? Do you want to show her who the real winner is? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the biggest, baddest castle in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have a safe space to escape from the haters, but you’ll also get to participate in epic in-game events like the “Festival of Universes” and “Splatfest.” Show off your skills and prove to everyone that you are a true gaming legend.

And if that’s not enough, how about some family drama to spice things up? Clean the virtual house, organize the virtual fridge, and mow the virtual lawn to earn some peace and quiet while you game. Your family may not appreciate it, but hey, at least you’ll have a clean house in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the games begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show your sister who the real loser is. 😉