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NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, BROKEN, daydreamed, discipline, FANTASY, gooner, Lads, losing it, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nofap, NofapCraft, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, self-control, Server, Slave, Snap, succubus, temptation, Week 7

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	2668	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Zombie Dances:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Farms Harvested:	512
Enchantments Applied:	224	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3605
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Animals Bred:	76	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	216
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Items Found:	4102	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.