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CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Emeralds Found:	1691
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	57	Villages Defended:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	9470
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Zombie Dances:	3

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	130	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Emeralds Found:	8397
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Villages Defended:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchantments Applied:	65	Farms Harvested:	394

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

PunishCraft: Fair or Unfair?

aunt, Behavior, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, fair, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, gap year, nephew, Niece, Offense, parenting, PunishCraft, punishment, sibling rivalry, Therapy, UNFAIR, University

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Farms Harvested:	227
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2662	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sibling rivalry in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual world free of annoying siblings!

On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.

Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!

CraftyRedditors1800s

19th century, alternate history, Community, CraftyRedditors1800s, Curiosity, discussion, Forums, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenarios, internet, past events, popular questions, reddit, social media, speculation, Technology, time travel, trending, what if

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no end in sight? Do you dream of riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your wildest blocky fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!

LegionCraft: UkrainePoland 1300

Applications, Army, Combat Training, Defense, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign fighters, gender equality, International, Legion, LegionCraft, Military, Poland, Recruitment, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, UkrainePoland, unit, volunteer, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine’s Legion in Poland has like, 1,300 peeps applying to join, and even some women are joining too! like whaaat?! u know this server gotta be lit af if even Ukraine’s Legion is tryna get in on the action. come join us and be part of the most epic squad in Minecraft history. we got battles, we got alliances, we got everything u need for a good time. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the madness!