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Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

Bliss, blocky, family, favorite drink, Favorite Food, Friends, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, Pets, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Sunshine, Uplifting

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have a bad day again! Why? Because our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on all our players, giving them superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from their eyes. Plus, our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while building your dream castle. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who tells the best dad jokes? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live your best Minecraft life!

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	868	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Ores Mined:	7912	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	6259

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	220	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Emeralds Found:	9641
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Buildings Constructed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!