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LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Crops Grown:	1800	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9493
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Star Shards Collected:	90
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3251
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crops Grown:	6318	Enchantments Applied:	241
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!