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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7171 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.