Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	New Chunks Explored:	856408
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Potions Brewed:	104	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9644

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3233
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Blockhead Bruises

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3372	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7290	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

#exciting, active members, Adventure, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, Community, Connect, Crisis, crossplay, Discord, Explore, Fun, Growing, hidden crates, hot, java, Midlife, Minecraft, Play, Players, Server, smp, starter crate, Thrive, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

animated short, Asta, black swan, Character Banners, drip marketing, Feixiao, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Imaginary Erudition, kafka, Light Cone Banners, Luka, Minecraft, Może, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	186	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	423786

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

KidCraftWeekendFun

#breastfeeding, Argument, baby, childcare, Communication, diaper bag, diaper change, double date, family time, Frustration, getting ready, Help, husband, KidCraftWeekendFun, parenting, SAHM, shower, stress, Support, Toddler, weekend

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

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