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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7875 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 174 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
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And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of Minecraft on alien life forms! That’s right, every time you mine a block or build a house, you’re contributing to the advancement of intergalactic science!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known to steal your socks when you’re not looking!