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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Bros! It is time! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Fart Master.” Legend has it that he can clear an entire village with just one well-timed fart. Will you dare to challenge him in a battle of gas?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Poo Palace,” a majestic structure made entirely out of… you guessed it, poo! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures within its stinky walls, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Just be sure to bring a gas mask and a strong stomach, because things are about to get messy!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ores Mined:	7277
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you a master builder looking to create the dankest memes in Minecraft? Or maybe you’re a redstone wizard who can wire up a trap faster than you can say “kek”? No matter which side of the block you’re on, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against creepers who have been brainwashed by the Illuminati, or team up with your fellow players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been spreading fake news throughout the land.

But beware, for there are rumors of a secret underground base where the legendary Herobrine resides, plotting to turn all of Minecraft into a giant meme. Will you be brave enough to face him and save the world from his trolling ways?

So come on, grab your diamond sword and your enchanted armor, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many memes).

ChunkyLife Minecraft SMP

4chan, best wishes, ChunkyLife, Digital Detox, Farewell, farewell message, final farewell, goodbye message, imageboards, internet addiction, internet culture, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Online Community, online forums, personal growth, positive vibes, productivity, saying goodbye, self improvement, smp, Time management

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time on boring old imageboards? Well, say goodbye to those and hello to our Minecraft SMP! We have epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe just cry because you fell into lava again).

Join us and say goodbye to productivity because once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Build a castle, explore the Nether, or just hang out with your new online pals. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring imageboards and hello to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your base with TNT, then you might regret it a little).

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Black lagoon, Blue Ruin, Br’aaxskin Maps, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Drive-in Movie night, Dynamis, Events, Fantasia, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, GARO Makai Senki, Kamen Rider Zero-One, LB14, leviathan, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Old Gridania, patch notes, Resources, roberta’s blood trail, Seraph, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Tertium, tokusatsu, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Zalera

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a limited time offer of FREE FANTA! That’s right, get your hands on a phial of Fantasia from the wandering moogle in Old Gridania before it’s gone in the next update!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t forget about our upcoming meetups and events – from drive-in movie nights to Tokusatsu watch parties, we’ve got something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even run into a wandering moogle or two along the way!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3505	Buildings Constructed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	7970

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, though, because our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a can-do attitude.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base hidden somewhere on the server where the walls are made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village of talking llamas or a portal to the Nether made entirely out of rainbow blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

LandBox

Arena, battle, Boxpvp, bravest, challenge, Country, Country Thematic BoxPvP, Cross-Play, DEFEND, Earth, Flag, Honor, Land, landbox, Minecraft, MineKrust, MineKrust Network, nation, Network, Powerful, PvP, Victory, weapons

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

In MineKrust Network, a new modality has arrived to challenge the bravest: the Country Thematic BoxPvP

Now, the legacy of those battles has returned to the MineKrust Network. It’s your chance to join the battle! In this BoxPvP, each arena is inspired by a different nation, and only the strongest will be able to lead their country to victory! Choose your flag, equip your weapons and prepare to fight in honor of your land.

Are you ready to defend your country and prove that your nation is the most powerful?

The battle has begun on MineKrust Network!

172.96.172.113:25619

Friday Night Fun Minecraft Server

Alone Time, balance, chill night, dancing, drinks, extrovert energy, FRIDAY, friday night, Friends, Fun, going out, introvert life, Minecraft, Music, night, nightlife, partying, Relaxation, self-care, Server, socializing, staying in, unwind, weekend vibes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Friday nights out on the town? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the party never stops! We’ve got dancing creepers, singing skeletons, and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks. Forget about going out, stay in and have the time of your life with us! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a build-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Friday night you’ll ever have – join our server now!

Okay Female Character Design Minecraft SMP

Character, character design, design, female, female character design, Female Characters, female characters in media, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, female leads, female objectification, Female Protagonists, female representation, female roles, female stereotypes, feminism, gender equality, gender representation, media portrayals, Minecraft, smp, strong female characters, women in media

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	3737
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience! Our female character designs are so fabulous, they’ll make you question if you’re even playing Minecraft anymore.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers with a sassy queen bee character or mining for diamonds with a fierce warrior princess. Our female character designs are so epic, they’ll have you saying “Has this type of female character design ever been okay? Heck yeah it has, on our server!”

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner diva in the world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineeNetwork

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

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WarpedNetwork

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, community-driven, compete, crafted, custom realms, Events, Experience, Expertise, Experts, Explore, Factions, Immersive, INTENSE, minecraft server, Network, Passion, PvP battles, Skyblock, Survival, survival gameplay, Thrilling, Veterans, WarpedNetwork

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Warped Network is a meticulously crafted Minecraft server, built from the ground up by seasoned veterans who know what players crave. With years of experience, the team has designed an environment that balances thrilling survival gameplay, custom realms, and intense PvP battles. Dive into a world where you can build, explore, and compete in server-wide events, all within a community-driven setting. Warped Network isn’t just a server—it’s an adventure, honed by experts to offer players a unique and immersive Minecraft experience. Join us to leave your mark on a network where every detail is forged with passion and expertise!

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