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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87099924, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

Abuse, assault, Boy, Chapter 59, courage, dumping, emotional, Empathy, Friend, friendship, healing, Minecraft, Newest chapter, raped, Recovery, sense, Sensitive, Sensitive Boy, smp, strength, Support, Talk, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	180	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ores Mined:	7012
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Items Found:	6274	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mines Excavated:	1203	Gods Slained:	1

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7061
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Crops Grown:	3639	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	218139	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	2964
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	227
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!