Mr Pimp Songs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

anger, Behavior, Crafty, disbelief, done, Drama, emotions, furious, HARD, INTENSE, ladies, Meltdown, prince_of_fakes, Pros, reaction, seethe, shock, social media, trending, twitter, Video, viral, Women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

big macs, cravings, CREEPERS, diet, Dinner, discipline, fast food, FITNESS, food choices, hangry, HangryCraft, health, Hungry, Moderation, nutrition, Resist, restraint, self-control, self-discipline, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain, Willpower

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	524480	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1722
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

bad writing, Battles, Character development, character focus, character relationships, Conflict Resolution, defeated, DerpyCraft, Digimon Adventure, Early, forest setting, gags, Gym Battles, lack of interest, new pokemon, repetitive episodes, satoshi, series, show for babies, Sucked, team rocket, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4956

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

Pixel Middle Finger

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, bad attitude, Confrontation, CURSE, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., expletive, Finger, Frustration, fuck you, get spaghettified, hate, Hostile, inappropriate language, insult, middle, negative emotions, offensive, PIXEL, Revenge, Rude

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1559
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Votes:	7029
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

Adventure, African safari, blocktopia, botswana, Central Asia, culture, desert, Exploration, Gobi Desert, horseback riding, indigenous people, landscapes, meets, mongolia, Nomads, okavango delta, Remote Locations, Safari, Traditions, travel, unique experiences, wildlife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

augmented reality, blackrock, controversy, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game transactions, LGBTQ, mobile app, mobile game, MONEY, Niantic, PALS, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, pokemons, Rumors, speculation, Technology, trannies, tranny, Transgender, unite, update, virtual world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	232

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where Trannies roam freely, battling it out in epic Pokemon battles. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Niantic took Blackrock money to fund this server – talk about scandalous! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

adaptation, ai, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, Ban, Competition, discussion, Evolution, feminism, Future, gender dynamics, gfs, interspecies, male attention, real, relationships, RoboBaeCraft, robotic GFs, shame, society, Technology, threat, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCraze: Where Creepers Can’t Bring You Down!

Boredom, BRING, CraftyCraze, CREEPERS, Depressed, desire for change, feeling lost, ISOLATION, lack of fulfillment, lack of interest, lack of motivation, Loneliness, longing for happiness, need for companionship, need for social connection, rejection, Sadness, school struggles, seeking purpose, self worth, struggling with classes, unhappiness, yearning for joy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	551
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all your depression and loneliness will disappear like magic! Join us and say goodbye to your boring day-to-day life filled with accounting and IT classes.

On our server, you’ll never feel alone again because you’ll be surrounded by a community of friends who will always have your back. And who needs girls when you can have the coolest Minecraft buddies ever?

Forget about getting rejected for the 3rd year in a row, because on our server, you’ll be the most wanted player around. Your skills will be legendary, and your smile will never leave your face!

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Oyakocraft: Where chicken and egg come together in perfect harmony!

Asian cuisine, chicken, chicken and egg rice bowl, comfort food, DELICIOUS, easy recipe, Egg, family favorite, Harmony, homemade, japanese food, Oyakocraft, Oyakodon, perfect, Savory, Traditional

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Farms Harvested:	582	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can indulge in your love for oyakodon like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with CHICKENS and EGGS as you embark on a quest to create the ultimate oyakodon dish in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret CHICKEN NINJA clan who will teach you the ancient art of stealth and poultry mastery. Sneak up on unsuspecting chickens and snatch their eggs without them ever knowing – it’s a skill that will come in handy when you’re trying to impress your friends with your oyakodon cooking skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a GIANT CHICKEN BOSS roaming the server, guarding a treasure trove of rare ingredients that will take your oyakodon to the next level. Defeat the boss and claim your prize, but beware – the chicken’s wrath is not to be taken lightly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our CLUCKTASTIC Minecraft server and let the oyakodon adventures begin!

PunishCraft: Where Petty Crimes Lead to Epic Consequences!

community service, consequences, Country, crime, crimes, criminal behavior, Deterrence, Epic, fines, Imprisonment, Justice, law and order, law enforcement, lead, Legal System, Petty, petty thievery, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment system, Rehabilitation, restitution, Retribution, social justice, theft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4259
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle all debates with a good old-fashioned game of blocky warfare! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress, only to have it raided by sneaky thieves who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But fear not, for justice is swift on our server. Those caught stealing will be sentenced to a hilarious punishment, such as being forced to wear a pumpkin on their head for eternity or having to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of pixelated chaos. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you steal from them).