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BabyCraze Minecraft Server

anxiety, BabyCraze, balancing priorities, biological clock, career, Decade, Decision making, Expectations, Family Planning, fertility, freaking out, Future, Minecraft, Motherhood, Mr. Goldstein, PRESSURE, Server, societal norms, society, stress, wanting to have children, Women, Working

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5343	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Tired of slaving away for Mr. Goldstein in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the daily grind and embark on epic adventures!

Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crops Grown:	9901

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	127	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Votes:	8413	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mines Excavated:	4682
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	7061
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, Master, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, thread edition, thread not found

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	6522
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Towns Built:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Emeralds Found:	5194	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crops Grown:	1881

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!