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MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Star Shards Collected:	92
Emeralds Found:	7811	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5639	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ores Mined:	3816
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Star Shards Collected:	144
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Farms Harvested:	107
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ores Mined:	8690

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4731
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

PetitionCraft: Where Americans try to get creepers banned!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Items Found:	8544
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	174

Are you tired of trying to change the world by signing boring petitions to your representatives? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can save the world by building epic structures and battling evil mobs! Who needs politicians when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us and show the world that real change happens in pixelated block form!