mr bullock Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Haters Gonna Craft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1944
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	242	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4730	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	530	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magic Items Found:	7547	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Emeralds Found:	4828	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8516	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?