TexCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t follow any rules and chaos reigns supreme.

Join our server and you’ll feel like you’re moving to Texas – except without the risk of getting trampled by a herd of cows. Our community is full of cowboys and cowgirls ready to show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this lawless land.

But be warned, we don’t tolerate any stalkers here. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better saddle up and ride on out of here before we round you up and throw you in the virtual jail.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of the wild west in Minecraft like never before! Yeehaw!

HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

burglaries, civilian homes, crime, Crisis, Desperation, Edition, food shortages, games, HangryCraft, Hunger, Hungry, investigation, law enforcement, Looting, military bases, North Korea, POVERTY, SECURITY, social unrest, soldiers, theft, theft spree, thefts

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Buildings Constructed:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

Alysia, Beta, BUTTER, Community, community-driven, Cooking, Dash, Discord, love, meets, Minecraft, mob farms, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, neighbors, peanut, pizza, Qol, RAINBOWS, Server, shopping district, socialization, Solo, sprinkle, Streamer, Survival, Timezone, troll, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Alysia SMP Overview

Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

Features
Proximity voice chat
Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
Small content updates
QoL mods like Jade and JEI

Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
How many players are usually online?	There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
Are there community-driven events?	Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
Can I join solo or with a small group?	Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Assassins Creed 2 remake, Chinese capital, Communist Party of China, eternal glory, fervent emotion, Japanese imperialists, Mao Zendong Though, Marxism Leninism, mass line, Minecraft, monopoly, proletarian cultural revolution, Rayman 4, Redstone, revolution, Server, shout out loud, sing out loud, true power, Ubisoft acquisition, Victory, western liberals

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1177	Star Shards Collected:	107
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

airstrikes, Britain, Conflict, fighter jets, foreign policy, Houthi, Houthi rebels, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, regional instability, Saudi Arabia, Ships, StrikenFight, United Kingdom, united states, US, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

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