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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2605 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 538 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.
