we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the land of flying pigs and dancing chickens. don’t worry, they’re all trained professionals.

our staff members are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes as long as one of them involves building a giant statue of them in the middle of spawn.

we also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine. trust us, you’ve never seen zombies bust a move like this before.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a minecraft experience like no other. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.