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PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Votes:	3128
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	3443

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Items Found:	1778	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6666	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MILposterNOPECraft

artwork, artwork display, British, Canadian, disagreement, expensive, Framed, gift, Hanging, hurt feelings, large poster, local artist prints, Memory, MILposterNOPECraft, mother-in-law, practical, Presents, refusing, Rent, SIZE, strained relationship

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Love Letters Sent:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	1895	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital boundaries, digital footprint, family, Friends, internet safety, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, personal accounts, personal information, privacy, reddit, RedditShare4MinecraftSMP, relationships, sharing habits, social media, social-networking, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

ableism, blocktopia, classism, commonly accepted, Corruption, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, environmental destruction, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, mental health stigma, messed up, norm, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).

BlockyToiletWars

accessibility, bathroom, BlockyToiletWars, comfort, design, elongated, equality, feminine, fixture, gender, home improvement, hygiene, interior design, masculine, Plumbing, restroom, round, sanitation, Size options, Toilet sizes, unisex, Women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchantments Applied:	180	Dimension Hops:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.

but wait, there’s more! our toilets are not just any old toilets. they come in two sizes: “women” and “unisex.” why? because in our world, toilets have genders too!

join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. then u might regret it a little. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure!

Pringle Crisp Cafe

Awareness, behavior change, cafe, calorie intake, calorie labels, Choices, consumers, Crisp, Decision making, dietary habits, eating habits, Effective, food packets, health, healthier options, less calorific food, menu listings, Menus, nutrition, Pringle, Pringle crisp, prompting, study

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u laugh ur pants off while u build ur epic castle? well, dis server is da one for u! we got crazier than a llama on a sugar high reasons for u to join us!

first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!

so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.