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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Animals Bred:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchantments Applied:	67

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Votes:	7508
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3854	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Buildings Constructed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	6691	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Votes:	2140	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3356	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	88	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	6469
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

3. Our server events are crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From building competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening in our pixelated world.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our exclusive club where you can chill with other players, trade rare items, and sip on virtual potions that give you superhuman strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might end up in the Nether for eternity.

Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

MomCraft16: No Takebacks

#mother-son bond, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family relationships, Family Therapy, favoritism, MomCraft16, mother-daughter relationship, mother-son relationship, Mother’s love, Motherhood, parental favoritism, parental neglect, parenting issues, sibling rivalry, Takebacks, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Potions Brewed:	110	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!