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FlopCraft: Where Hollywood Films Come to Fail Miserably in Blocky Style!

beautiful performers, blocky, box office, Casting, casting decisions, celebrity culture, entertainment industry, Fail, film industry, film production, films, FlopCraft, Flopping, Hollywood, Hollywood glamour, Hollywood history, Hollywood stars, Miserably, movie flops, movie industry, movie trends, Popular, Prohibition, spectacularly, Style

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Hollywood films flopping like a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We have banned the casting of beautiful performers, so you can say goodbye to those overrated actors and actresses hogging the spotlight. Join us and witness the rise of the most talented and hilarious Minecraft players taking over the entertainment industry. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server full of crazy adventures and epic storylines? Say goodbye to boring films and hello to the next big thing in entertainment – our Minecraft server! Join now and become a part of history in the making.

Doggy Diggy Land

AMERICANS, anti-semitism, cultural decay, Diggy, discrimination, doggy, Government, goycohol, Goyims, goyimy, Hypocrisy, Id, jewSA, joos, kikeish rules, Land, nationalism, Politics, Poltard mutts, Save Muttland, society, Voting, WEST HAS FALLEN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	4578
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	257
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server

4koma, Banners, banter, blocky, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magic Items Found:	6777	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Star Shards Collected:	94
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.

3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!

4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!

HappyCraft: Where Smiles Are Mandatory and Griefing Is Prohibited!

appreciate the little things, choose happiness, enjoy life, find joy, focus on the good, Griefing, Happiness, happiness is contagious, HappyCraft, Mandatory, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindset shift, positive mindset, positive vibes, positivity, positivity is key, Prohibited, self improvement, self-care, Smile, smile more, smiles, spread joy, stay positive.

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	181

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed laughter and fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and experience the joy of building a giant roller coaster that catapults unsuspecting players into a pool of lava (don’t worry, they respawn)! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless fowl as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.

So come on down to our server and remember, laughter is the best block to build with!

– “Blocky Banquet” – “Pixelated Feast” – “Creeper Cuisine” – “Ender Eats” – “Crafty Cookout” – “Redstone Restaurant” – “Nether Nosh” – “Minecraft Munchies” – “The Hungry Miner” – “Digging for Dinner”

Adventure, Anime, Banquet, blocky, Character development, comedy, Cooking, cookout, Crafty, creeper, cuisine, Digging, Dinner, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, Eats, Ender, Exploration, FANTASY, feast, Food, friendship, humor, Hungry, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, miner, Monsters, Munchies, Nether, Nosh, pixelated, plot twists, Redstone, Restaurant, series, Survival, teamwork, upcoming episode

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic saga of a talking sheep who is destined to save the world from evil creepers with her magical powers of wool!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that if you can find the enchanted golden carrot hidden somewhere in the city, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the next episode of this wild ride!

$70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL

70, 70Craft, Buy, cost, decision, Decision making, enjoyment, Entertainment, Game, Gaming, Investment, lol, MONEY, Nah, opinion, paid, PENNY, price, Purchase, satisfaction, Value, worth it, worth it or nah, WORTH..

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!

And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Beats: The Global Jukebox

beats, blocky, cultural music, diverse music, Global, global music, international artists, international hits, international music, international musicians, international sounds, jukebox, music appreciation, music community, music discovery, music diversity, music enthusiasts, music exploration, music from around the world, music lovers, music playlist, music recommendations, music thread, world music

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	4504
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	957348	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	3598	Towns Built:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast jungle biome when suddenly, a group of skeletons start breakdancing to the beat of Despacito. Or how about building a castle with your friends while listening to the soothing sounds of Baby Shark on repeat?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Villager who spins the sickest beats all night long. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t even around back then). See you on the dance floor!

Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests

BLOCK, CREEPERS, guests, hey, long trail: hey tom, misunderstood, Party, Tom, Toms

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.

So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!

ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!

challenged, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, height discrimination, height limits, height requirements, height restrictions, Heightism, legal status, LGBTQ, Masculinity, short men, ShortyCraft, Social Issues, societal norms, SURVIVE, Transgender, vertically

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6069	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	8710

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only height requirement is how high you can stack your blocks! We don’t discriminate based on height, so all players are welcome to join our crazy world of building and exploring.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?

Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.

Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

2023 portfolio, also am God, Crafty, creeper, God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea whose listed as an enemy in WW3, huh, Kept you waiting, Kingdom, my sciences are a gold mine and lead to newer military technologies and advancements, no ww3 it’s just proxy shitposting through weapons, tfw also am owner of the United States Government, tfw big boss since 2018, tfw have to remain neutral in my big boss network as outer haven, tfw I became leader of every military in the world since, tfw I control every military from North Korean to American, tfw United States media is a nuisance and at least 40 years to 220 trillion years behind me at least, Waiting

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Farms Harvested:	161	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!