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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7395 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!
