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GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#youtube, angry joe, Anthony Burch, Drag Queen Story Hour, ESG payments, Fall development window, games, geoff keighley, GeoffCraft, gkg, GLAAD, GRINDR, hideo kojima, in, Kevin Nash, Kojima, Lgbtqia, LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, Minecraft, Movie ads, nordvpn, out, queer, Server, the game awards, Ultimate

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3300
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2855	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Towns Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crops Grown:	3845	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	202
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4536

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.