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Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?

4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Blockheads, critical thinking, cyberculture, digital literacy, discussion, forum, humor, intelligence, internet culture, internet intelligence, meme, online behavior, Online Community, sarcasm, Smart, social media, Technology, trolling, viral content

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	156	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4808	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-bending challenges? Then look no further, because this server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players and a horde of zombie llamas that roam the land. But beware, these llamas are not your average creatures – they have a taste for diamond armor and will stop at nothing to claim it for themselves!

Not only that, but our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that can grant you special powers if you can catch them. Rumor has it that these sheep can make you fly, turn invisible, or even summon a giant chicken to fight by your side!

So come on down and see for yourself just how smart /b/ really is on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!

AMBITION, american culture, aspirations, body image, certified chad, chadcraft, Confidence, determination, dreams, feel, giants, goals, height, Insecurity, Masculinity, personal growth, physical appearance, Potential, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, shorties, societal standards, success

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	232	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where being two inches taller could make you a certified chad! But don’t worry, even if you’re just an inch short, you can still join the fun!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans. Who needs height when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on, level up your gaming experience and show the world that being vertically challenged is no match for your Minecraft skills. Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ConfessCraft: Where Creepers spill their secrets!

acceptance, burden, Communication, confess, ConfessCraft, confession, CREEPERS, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, Redemption, regret, relationships, Release, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Spill, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Emeralds Found:	2046	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Confess Minecraft server, where you can let out all your deepest secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs!

Join us if you want to confess your undying love for Creepers or if you have a secret obsession with mining diamonds in your sleep.

Our server is filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items and rare blocks. But be careful, you might stumble upon a group of zombie villagers having a dance party!

If you’re feeling brave, take a dip in our lava pool and see if you can survive long enough to tell the tale. Or challenge other players to a build-off where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day.

So come join us on Confess and let your inner Minecraft warrior shine! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you confess it all in the chat.

RAT Plebs Minecraft Server

camaraderie, classic, Community, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, ONLINE, pleb, plebs, rat, Retro, Server, squad, TEAM, Throwback, video games, vintage

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the elite players reign supreme! If you were in RAT back in the day, you’re a pleb. Simple as that. But fear not, for on our server, you can leave your pleb days behind and ascend to greatness!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, treasure hunts that lead to diamond-studded toilets, and building contests where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend on our server. Join now and show the world that you are no longer a pleb, but a Minecraft master!

Forever Alone Craft

Craft, cultural expectations, DATING, equality, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, love, Masculinity, Men, Politics, relationships, romantic relationships, Single life, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll find a girlfriend! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that even the most socially awkward players will have a girlfriend in no time.

Join us and witness the revolution in the Minecraft dating world. Our server is like a virtual love potion, attracting potential partners from all corners of the blocky universe.

But beware, the political implications of finding a girlfriend on our server are huge. You might become a target for jealous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual love away. Will you be able to defend your relationship and build a fortress of love to protect it?

So come on, join us and see for yourself the wonders of our Minecraft server. Who knew that mining blocks and slaying zombies could lead to finding true love?

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos & Memes Galore!

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBaguette, blue archive, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Events, Galore, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Normals, PVs, Resources, Shibasaki Ramen, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6382
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey filled with adventure, laughs, and absolute madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you! Yes, that’s right, breakdancing creepers! Only on our server will you find such entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! How about riding a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a nether portal and into a land of unicorns and rainbows? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

body image, body positivity, ChunkyCraft, doesnt, encouragement, fat, FITNESS, health, matter, mental health, motivation, obese, obesity, overweight, physical health, reminder, ROBOT, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, SIZE, weight, wellness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Farms Harvested:	794
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!

Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.

Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!

Minecraft Mayhem: Lycoris LOLz

action, anticipation, binge-worthy, Character development, cliffhangers, Drama, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, MAYHEM, Minecraft, must watch, Mystery, New Release, plot twists, Sci Fi, SEASON 2, Suspense, Thriller, TV series, Upcoming, when

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Get ready for Season 2 of our Minecraft server, where the pigs have learned how to fly and the creepers have started breakdancing! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies have formed their own boy band.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest water slide, where players can ride down on boats while dodging flaming arrows and dodging pesky skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Disco Enderman to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for Season 2 of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Losing is Winning!

650, Chaos, Crafty, creeper, Defeat, Disappointment, disbelief, Failure, Frustration, LOSE, LOSING, setback, shock, winning, wow

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1671
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our insane server where you can experience a 650% increase in fun compared to other servers!

Join us and you’ll be saying, “Wow, 650%! How could I lose?” as you embark on epic quests, battle giant chickens, and build floating castles in the sky!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret unicorn petting zoo, a disco party cave, and a time-traveling hot tub that will take you back to the dinosaur age!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Zionists: Minecraft Madness – WW3 Edition

Allies, Conflict, cooperation, Crafty, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, Enjoy, friendship, Geopolitics, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peace, positive vibes, really nice, thank you, thanks, ww3, Zionists

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHS, and UNICORNS riding LLAMAS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They traveled to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with a fleece made of pure diamonds. Rumor has it that whoever finds and shears the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a WILD adventure filled with GLITCHES, TREASURES, and SHENANIGANS galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it. LOLZ guaranteed!