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Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	4616
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ores Mined:	1546	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	181136	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Emeralds Found:	7360	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.