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AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Runes Activated:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, innovation, leadership, Listening, Négotiation, organization, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, Skill4MinecraftSMP, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMinecrafters

advertising, blatant lie, Company, consumer fraud, consumer manipulation, corporate deception, CraftyMinecrafters, deceptive marketing, deceptive tactics, dishonest marketing, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false advertising, false claims, false promises, misleading advertisements, misleading claims, misleading consumers, unethical advertising, unethical practices

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding

1.5B, arms production, arms trade, CraftyUkrDefenseServer, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense contractors, defense exports, defense industry, defense investments., defense modernization, defense procurement, defense sector, defense technology, funding, Government, international funding, Military, military equipment, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3842	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.

join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.

plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: AmmoWars

AmmoWars, ammunition, Armed, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, discipline, Disciplined, foreign affairs, high-quality ammo, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military tactics, North Korea, North Koreans, political tensions, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north koreans as our disciplined players armed with high-quality ammo straight from ukraine!!! they will protect you from creepers and zombies with their expert shooting skills and military tactics. you won’t find a more badass group of players anywhere else in the minecraft universe. plus, they have some insane stories to tell about their adventures in the server, like the time they built a giant statue of kim jong-un out of diamonds or when they raided an enemy base using only pickaxes. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, you won’t regret it!!!

Empire Strikes Back Away From Prequels

#yoda, best, Characters, Darth Vader, dislike, Empire, Empire strikes back, Fans, Franchise, Furthest, galaxy far far away, iconic, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, movies, opinion, Prequels, Sci Fi, Sequels, space opera, Star Wars, strikes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	687	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	7054	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, FAR AWAY FROM THE LAME PREQUELS AND SEQUELS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A JEDI MASTER BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER. MAY THE BLOCKS BE WITH YOU!

Pain Predictor – Brain Biosigns

Biomarkers, Biosigns, Brain, brain activity, brain patterns, Chronic pain, Decision making, Diagnosis, Healthcare, individualized medicine, medical science, neurology, neuroscience, Pain, pain assessment, pain management, Pain sensitivity, personalized treatment, predictive analytics, Predictor, Prevention, research, sensory perception, Treatment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8319
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Farms Harvested:	515
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just feel like ur brain is on fire from all the pain u feel? well, on this server, we have cracked the code on how to predict ur sensitivity to pain based on ur brain activity! like, imagine knowing exactly how much pain u can handle before u even feel it.

join our server for a wild ride of brain scans and pain predictions! u’ll be amazed at how accurate our biomarkers are in diagnosing chronic pain. plus, we have the best doctors in Minecraft who can help u prevent and treat any pain u may be feeling.

so come on over and let us read ur mind to help u live a pain-free life! u won’t regret it, trust me.

Neuro’s Swarm Headquarters 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, game integration, games, headquarters, merchandise, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Villages Defended:	9

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s run by a freakin’ neural network called Neuro-sama? Yeah, this AI overlord is learning to play osu! and even has a VTuber model to chat with players. It’s like playing Minecraft with a robot buddy who’s constantly ranting and singing – what more could you ask for?

Join the server today and witness the madness of Neuro-sama in action. She’s collaborating with other VTubers, playing games, and even dropping some sick beats. Plus, there’s a whole schedule of events to keep you entertained.

Check out the Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for more info. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, there are educational videos and resources to help you out. Trust me, this server is a whole new level of crazy fun. Don’t miss out!

CreeperBoyfriendIGoops

aita, bar celebration, Boundaries, Boyfriend, celebration, city’s football team, Communication, CreeperBoyfriendIGoops, creepy behavior, football game, front house window, instagram, misjudging, overreacting, perspective, privacy, relationship advice, social media, tiktok dance, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video recording

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9268	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate victories in the most epic and outrageous ways! Just like how our city’s football team won a big game and our players were cheering at the bar, we bring that same level of excitement to our server.

Join us for crazy celebrations and wild adventures, just like the time our player caught a rare pink sheep and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t worry, we promise not to film anyone through their windows – unless it’s a creeper trying to sneak up on you!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, every victory is worth celebrating in the most hilarious and unforgettable ways!