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Ahhh yes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right. The creepers were wearing glowsticks and busting out some sick moves to dubstep music. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical floating island where pigs fly and cows do backflips. Don’t believe me? Join and see it for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a player who defeated a dragon with just a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that the sword has the power to make you invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

Build Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take ESG implementation to a whole new level! We’ve got buildings in Germany that will blow your mind – just ask our resident expert who is responsible for it all. And don’t worry, we welcome all types of players, even you “retarded chuds/incels/fags” – everyone is welcome here! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Emeralds Found:	4204
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	3404	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to Snowpuppies Edition, where you can escape from the chaos of post-niggers raping your furry waifus and instead talk about how Big Black Cock is superior in every way! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and questionable memes.

Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.

In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeons that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a Refraction Railway Line that takes you on a wild journey through a Masquerade or a Merry Go Round? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up is the 5th Walpurgisnacht event where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right. And don’t miss out on our Extractions, where you can target and extract characters like the legendary Don Quixote and Yi Sang.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns at every corner. Make sure to download the game and join us for some mind-bending fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where reality is just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, if you dare!

KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	156
Emeralds Found:	6078	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!

But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

Wacky Racers Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old races and competitions? Well, come join us where we have Wacky Racers at home! Our races are not your average run-of-the-mill competitions. We have pigs riding minecarts, chickens on jetpacks, and even villagers on rocket-powered scooters! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing blocks from unsuspecting builders. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of blocky terror? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s been known to drop some killer beats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5779
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!