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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4979 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9526 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
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