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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5539 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the pigs ride on creepers, the chickens can do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into dance battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Trust us, this server is so crazy, even the Endermen are scratching their blocky heads in confusion. Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!
