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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9730 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 708 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through the Nether, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building a house out of nothing but TNT blocks (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as it tells jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (literally, because the dragon has a special move that makes players uncontrollably laugh).
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “It would be funny if it wasn’t sad… but it’s actually just hilarious!”