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Why Are You Running Now

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Join the Server Where Time Runs Backwards and Pigs Fly!

Welcome, brave souls! You might think you’re here for Minecraft, but what if I told you, you’re actually a hologram in a potato? YES! This is the greatest worst server in existence, where the laws of physics take a coffee break while you chase your own shadow! Let’s dive into an abyss of pixelated screams and blocky madness!

Features of Total Absurdity

Feature	Description
Infinite Pickles	Did you know pickles can mine diamonds? Welcome to the pickle dimension!
Angry Clouds	Watch out! The clouds rain soda and scream your secrets!
Ghost Players	Join as a ghost of a player who left three weeks ago and hunt their friends!
Time Travel Tuesdays	Every Tuesday, you age backward! Granny might be out to get you now!
Baked Potato Vampires	Not your ordinary vampire—they’ll charm you with their buttery goodness!
Bizarre Biomes	Ever seen a biome made of spaghetti? You will! Bring your forks!

Frequently Agitated Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?

A: Version 7 billion and 4. It’s in a wormhole. You’re probably using the wrong reality.

Q: Can I make a house?

A: Houses? Only if they’re made of nightmares and regret. Also, do you have your crescent moon permits?

Q: Is this a multiplayer server?

A: Only if you can summon your shadow self, otherwise it’s just you and the existential dread!

Random Quotes from the Abyss

“Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?”

“The pickles have eyes, and they’re watching you.”

“Rainbows taste like broken dreams mixed with jellybeans!”

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than trying to navigate a relationship with your mom’s husband, John.

Just like the back and forth between you and John, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you be able to navigate the ups and downs of our server like you navigate your complicated relationship with John?

With more plot twists than a soap opera, our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama in your own life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night.

So come join us and experience a server that’s more unpredictable than John’s mood swings. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to mend your relationship with John while you’re at it. But let’s be real, that’s probably more unlikely than finding diamonds on your first day in Minecraft.

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MustHaveMinecraftSMP

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If you want to join our Minecraft SMP, you better bring your A-game and a diamond pickaxe because things are about to get wild! Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were challenged to a build battle with a group of angry villagers. The player emerged victorious, but not before accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie chickens upon the land. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most absurd places. From underwater temples guarded by killer dolphins to secret caves filled with enchanted golden carrots, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition

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Are you tired of pretending to care about saving the environment or feeding the hungry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and pretend to care about pixelated animals and virtual crops instead. We promise you’ll feel like the most virtuous player in the blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in the server. Who needs real-world wealth when you can have Minecraft diamonds, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Join us for a chance to witness this spectacular sight and maybe even befriend the sparkly specter.

So why waste your time pretending to care about real-world causes when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building ridiculous structures? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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CreeperCon2021

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So, like, this server is da bomb diggity, just like Hamas rejecting that invite to ceasefire talks! We don’t believe in peace, we believe in chaos and destruction! Join us if you want to blow stuff up and cause mayhem in the Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t find a more rebellious and wild server out there. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so yeah, you definitely want to be a part of this insanity. Join now before the unicorns run out of glitter!

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Why Are You Running Now

Join the Server Where Time Runs Backwards and Pigs Fly!

Features of Total Absurdity

Frequently Agitated Questions

Random Quotes from the Abyss

MomHubbyGetALife

MustHaveMinecraftSMP

VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition

CreeperCon2021