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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9239 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 61 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
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