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Why do you care so much a few inclusive… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Void Armor Forged:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Dragon Eggs Found:	1310	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	219299
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we mod out all the gay stuff because… um, reasons! But watch out, we have a group of infiltrators ready to take over and ban anyone who doesn’t play by our rules. It’s a wild ride of chaos and ridiculousness, so join now if you dare!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Discord, Issue, Minecraft, Server, vía, VIDAVAT

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.214.194:26186

DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, #youtube, Alcasthq, DescendantCraft, Download, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggester, Raiderking, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, season one, Server, Spreadsheet, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3546
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Towns Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Buildings Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

doctor visit, DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP, injury, Medical advice, vespa accident, vespa accident advice, vespa accident help, vespa accident injury, vespa accident injury advice, vespa accident injury recovery, vespa accident injury treatment, vespa accident recovery, vespa accident recovery advice, vespa accident recovery process, vespa accident recovery time, vespa accident recovery timeline, vespa accident recovery tips, vespa crash, vespa injury, vespa safety

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BdayBashShutdown

arguments, BdayBashShutdown, birthday celebrations, birthday stress, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, customer service, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, personal boundaries, pet care, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, Stress Management, vet visits

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	780401
Votes:	8879	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with friends (or make new ones)!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your arguments with your significant other. Plus, our virtual vet clinic is always open for walk-ins, so you never have to worry about rude receptionists or awkward encounters.

And don’t worry about offending anyone’s family here – we’re all about having a good time and leaving the drama at the door. So come on in, build a virtual dog park for your furry friends, and let loose on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

BANKRUPTCY, blockbuster, BlockbusterBustsMinecraft, business closures, business failures, ceased to exist, corporate collapses, corporate giants, corporate history, defunct companies, downfall of companies, extinct corporations, failed businesses, forgotten companies, former companies, iconic brands, massive companies, Nostalgia, obsolete businesses, obsolete industries, smp, video rental stores

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Animals Bred:	185
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	117
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1274	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Horror Stories Survived:	6

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

attention regulation, blocks, cardiovascular health, ejaculation control, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, heart rate, high intensity interval training, interval training, mens health, performance anxiety, Physical fitness, Premature, premature ejaculation, pulsecraft, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Stamina, Symptoms

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!