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Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6154	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

aliexpress jeans, Barefoot, Bash, bday party, Birthday, casual attire, celebration, Cultural differences, Decision making, deodorant, Dilemma, fashion, flipflops, friendship, indian friend, Minecraft, Outfit, party etiquette, personal hygiene, ralph lauren polo shirt, Server, social norms, Style

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6167	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Farms Harvested:	897	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	166
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	9915	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.