most profitable minion – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HairHavoc Minecraft Server

Asian parent, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, cultural norms, family communication, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, family traditions, generational differences, hair care, Haircut, HairHavoc, intergenerational conflicts, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, personal grooming, Server, Time management

Are you tired of dealing with controlling parents who demand you cut their hair on a monthly basis? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family barber duties by building your own virtual world where you can be the boss!

On our server, you can create your own hair salon and give virtual haircuts to all the pixelated villagers who are in desperate need of a new ‘do. No more dealing with family drama or phone calls about cutting hair – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hair!

HairlessHaterMC

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with demanding family members who expect you to cut their hair on a regular basis? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family barber duties!

On our server, you can let your hair down (pun intended) and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No more awkward conversations about haircuts with your dad or brother-in-law – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret hairstyle that will make your character the envy of all your friends. Who needs family drama when you can have pixelated perfection?

So come join us on the server where haircuts are optional and the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks of dirt and stone. Trust us, it’s a cut above the rest!

HellTV Minecraft Server

Afterlife, brimstone, comedy, dark humor, demonic programming, Demons, Devil, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery pits, Hell, hellish television, HellTV, Minecraft, Pitchforks, satire, Server, Sinners, television, tv shows, underworld, underworld entertainment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the devil himself hosts a TV show called “What’s on TV in Hell?” Join us for a chance to win exclusive prizes like a pitchfork made of diamonds or a lava-proof suit!

Explore our custom-built Hell dimension, complete with fiery landscapes, demon villages, and rivers of molten lava. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor available in the shop for all your adventuring needs.

Join our weekly events like “Soul Stealing Sundays” where players compete to collect the most souls for a chance to summon a powerful demon to fight by their side. Or participate in our “Hell’s Kitchen” cooking competition, where contestants must create the most devilishly delicious dishes using only ingredients found in Hell.

But be careful, as the devil himself may challenge you to a game of parkour or PvP to test your skills. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the depths of Hell for eternity?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the hottest place in town (literally)! Join us for a hellishly good time filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of soul-crushing fun.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

behind, Bombing, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, deadly, Deal, death, extremist, Fall, gaza, Gaza deal, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Release, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist, Tragedy, violence, Week

join our epic minecraft server where even terrorists can’t escape their fate! this server is so lit that even the most notorious criminals can’t catch a break. come witness the chaos as players battle it out in a world where anything can happen, including falling to your doom just when you thought you were safe. who needs real life drama when you can experience all the thrills and spills in the virtual world? join now and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyPutinWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinWarz, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, nato, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Trump officials, Ukraine, united states, War, world news

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have crazier battles than russia and ukraine! like, two trump officials can’t even agree on who started the war, but we know our battles are way more intense!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and you can ride them into battle against other players. it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but way more epic!

also, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and fight off creepy mobs. but watch out for the giant spider boss, he’s a real tough cookie!

so, like, join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft battles you’ve ever seen! who needs russia and ukraine when you have us?!

Survival | Less than 20 years – ban server minecraft

Ban, Less than 20 years, Minecraft, Server, Survival

The description of the server server “Survival of less than 20 years – Ban” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e306.vanillaboxmc.ru

Broomstix

Bartering economy system, bedrock, Broomstix, Claims, Creative, Customenchants, Discord, Dynmap, Features, FlyOnSundays, hard difficulty, java, Lead teleport, Map, Protectionstones, pvp arena, Quests, Random teleportation, Semi Vanilla, smp, the pale garden

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Homework help on Discord
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Can I play on the server with both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions without requiring a Java account.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Eternal Block Odyssey 1.20.3

1.20.3, abandonment, BLOCK, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, Confrontation, dad, Divorce, Drama, Dysfunction, ETERNAL, family, healing, mental health, narcissism, odyssey, Pain, relationships, Siblings, Support, Therapy, TOXIC, Trauma

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s crazier than my dad’s love life! Picture this: divorced parents, psycho stepmom, scratched doors, and busted mustangs. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers. And get this, my brother is transitioning into a trans player – talk about leveling up! Plus, my dad is the ultimate narcissistic boss battle, you won’t believe the drama. Join now for a wild ride, more intense than confronting my dad for the first time in 35 years. Let’s mine and craft our way through family dysfunction together!

$15 An Hour Monthly Madness Crazy Crafters

$15 an hour, $2400 a month, affordable housing, budgeting, cost of living, Crafters, economic inequality, financial hardship, financial stress, financial struggles, government assistance, HourMonthly, living expenses, low-income, MadnessCrazy, minimum wage, paycheck to paycheck, poor people, POVERTY, social welfare, socioeconomic status, struggling to survive, Working class

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha. If you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and see how the poor people even live in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

HouseSwap Minecraft Server

Agreement, AITAH, apprenticeship, BEDROOM, brother, city, Collections, college, community college, control, fancy house, Friends, Grants, House, HouseSwap, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Moving, Négotiation, parents, qualifications, Rent, Server, Space, trade school, younger people

Are you tired of living in a boring old house where your parents control everything, from what room you sleep in to how many vinyls you can own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the ultimate freedom to build your dream home, complete with as many rooms as you want for your cat, vinyls, music equipment, and art collections. No more nagging parents telling you what to do – on our server, you’re the boss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. You’ll never have a dull moment as you explore new lands, fight off monsters, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world.

So why settle for a controlling household when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best virtual life? Say goodbye to parental restrictions and hello to endless fun and freedom. Join now and start building the house of your dreams – no parents allowed!