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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7571 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6033 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.
If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.
Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.
But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.
