CraftyBlockz: YT Ban Wars!

controversy, GOOGLE, court case, Censorship, News

so, like, imagine a world where google and russia today are like, fighting in court because of a youtube ban. like, what even is happening, right? but, like, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived. it was wild, man.

also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

plus, our community is, like, the coolest ever. everyone is so chill and friendly. we even have a pet chicken named gerald who roams around the server. he’s, like, the unofficial mascot or something.

so, like, forget about all the drama in the real world and come join us for some epic minecraft fun! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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DarkElectroCraft

New Scientist, Technology, innovation, dark electrons, electromagnetic fields

LOL YOU WANNA KNOW HOW SUPERCONDUCTORS WORK? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL SHOW YOU SOME DARK ELECTRONS! THESE LITTLE GUYS ARE LIKE REGULAR ELECTRONS, BUT THEY WEAR BLACK LEATHER JACKETS AND LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL. THEY MAKE OUR SERVER SO COOL, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE LIKE “WOW, I WANNA HANG OUT HERE!”

WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.

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Legacy of Eris: Where pixels meet drama, vanilla is halfway, and grown-ups only in our realm!

pixels, Craftsmanship, Currency, mages, Lore

Legacy of Eris Minecraft Server

Overview

Welcome to Legacy of Eris, a semi-vanilla survival roleplay Minecraft server with a focus on immersive storytelling and community interaction. Dive into a world filled with lore, structures, new biomes, currency, and more!

Great Houses

House Name	Description
House of Bernai	Founded by wealthy merchants who worshipped Luminos for wealth and power.
House of Artisia	Groups of scholars and mages who sought to unlock the mysteries of the universe.
House of Luminus	Founded by master blacksmiths and inventors who revered Vermund for craftsmanship.
House of Gord	Community of herdsmen who worshipped Minos and Armetes for battle prowess.
House of Leria	Settlers who cultivated fertile lands and believed in the goddess of fertility.

Join Us

Join our discord and fill out the application once you enter! We look forward to welcoming you to the Legacy of Eris. Discord link: https://discord.gg/cumTvABx

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and fill out the application form.

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The server has a semi-vanilla survival roleplay theme with a focus on immersive storytelling.

Q: Can I choose my Great House?

A: Yes, every player will be assigned to one of the five Great Houses based on their preference and playstyle.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server features lore, structures, new biomes, currency, and more to enhance gameplay.

Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

Minecraft, POVERTY, LGBT parades, big, shithole

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

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Minecraft SMP: NXTJoeAndHankFan

Matches, Hank and Tank, Joe Hendry, Joe Hendry fan, WWE NXT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like WWE NXT meets Minecraft! Join us and support your favorite players like Joe Hendry and Hank & Tank as they battle it out in epic matches that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat)! Who will come out on top? Who will be crowned the ultimate champion of our server? The only way to find out is to join us and get in on the action! So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let the games begin!

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OppositeFriendz Minecraft Server

opposite gender friends, Boundaries, Communication, relationships, long-term friendship

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, lies, and insecurities just like in this crazy story.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Join us and see if you can handle the rollercoaster of emotions just like the characters in this wild tale.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and confusion of relationships on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as intense as this one! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

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PixelPeepersGallery

inappropriate jokes, parental filters, controversial art, personal boundaries, social norms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing naked is the truth about how awesome it is to play here!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds without any awkward naked photos hanging on the walls. Our community is all about fun, creativity, and building epic structures that will make your jaw drop (in a good way, not like those weird photos).

Forget about password-protected Netflix accounts, here you can watch all the PG-rated content you want without any restrictions. And if you’re looking for a little more excitement, just head to the hallway for a surprise (spoiler alert: it’s not naked pregnant portraits).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world right here on our Minecraft server?

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SupernatSMP: MindReader – Using my power to always know the perfect comeback in any situation!

super strength, precognition, MindReader, shape shifting, telekinesis in daily life

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and harness the power of your chosen supernatural ability to dominate the server! Want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your fingertips like a deranged wizard? Easy peasy. The only limit is your own creativity (and maybe server lag, but we don’t talk about that).

Imagine using your powers to troll your friends by turning their houses into giant cakes or summoning a herd of explosive chickens to wreak havoc. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve died to a creeper.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and show off your supernatural skills! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great chaos and laughter.

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NoBrokeJobsMC

low paying, career, IMMORAL, DIRTY, refuse to do

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you have is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?

But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

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FrozenAssetMC Server

solidarity, defense industry, geopolitical tensions, military aid, Support

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the answer to ur prayers, bro! we r using all the money we make from frozen russian assets to buy ammunition for ukraine! join us and help make a difference while also building epic structures and fighting off creepers! plus, u might even get to meet a real life superhero who will give u special powers in the game! come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly epic!

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