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SMPVtuberQueen – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Anime, Content Creation, digital influencer, Entertainment, Gaming, inoffensive, internet celebrity, Japanese culture, Minecraft, most inoffensive, Online Community, online content creator, online personality, smp, SMPVtuberQueen, streaming, virtual avatar, virtual personality, virtual reality, virtual streaming, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2326	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to witness a showdown between a group of llamas and a gang of chickens over who gets to rule the server as the ultimate animal kingpin.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vtuber who is rumored to be the most inoffensive player in the game. Rumor has it that she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but her soothing voice and a stack of diamond blocks.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

PreggoPixelPrison

Abuse, Court, crime, education, illegal, Imprisonment, inappropriate, Jail, misconduct, PreggoPixelPrison, Pregnancy, punishment, scandal, scandalous, schoolboys, sex, statutory rape, STUDENT, Teacher, uk, underage

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the teacher got preggers by a student? like, what even is that?! join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen! maybe you’ll even find a pregnant teacher roaming around, who knows! come join the madness and see what all the hype is about! trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🤣🤯

REMdisruptMC

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, brain waves, cognitive function, default mode network, DMN, dynamic reorganization, Insufficient REM sleep, mental health, neural connectivity, neurological disorders, REM cycle, REMdisruptMC, resting-state functional brain networks, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep patterns, thalamus function

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2643

u know wat u need when u cant sleep? u need to join this epic minecraft server! it will make ur brain go brrrrr and fix all ur sleep problems. our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, it will reorganize all ur brain networks and make u feel like a genius. forget counting sheep, just join our server and let ur brain do the rest. plus, ur thalamus will be so happy, it will throw a party in ur head. so come on, join us and let the brain games begin!

Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	5375	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, casual conversation, Chatting, digital communication, digital interaction, friendly exchange, greetings, hi, informal communication, internet slang, messaging app, Minecraft, online chat, online conversation, Server, small talk, Social Interaction, social media, text messaging, virtual communication, watcha doin, what are you doing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	8586	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Character development, Cliche, Conflict, counterpart, Evil, evilcraft, Foreshadowing, Good vs. Evil, happen, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Powerful, predictable, Rivalry, Server, storytelling, Stronger, trope, unexpected, Villain, why

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Animals Bred:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Join our Minecraft server where the evil counterpart is not only stronger, but also has a killer dance move that will make you question your life choices. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon up our sleeves – a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams. Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this epic battle for dominance. Plus, rumor has it that the evil counterpart’s secret weakness is a love for disco music, so bring your best disco playlist and let’s boogie our way to victory!

SisFree4thParty Minecraft Server

4th of july, Achievements, age gap, aita, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Competition, dynamics, family, Food, gatherings, holidays, housewarming party, Jealousy, Minecraft, new home, parents, relationships, Server, SisFree4thParty, sister, speculations, Waste

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted family drama. No more awkward holiday gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from jealous siblings here!

We promise you won’t find any no-shows or last-minute cancellations on our server. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with a community that’s always ready to party!

So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise on our server!

VacayVeto: AITA?

aita, attachment issues, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family manager, family pressure, family responsibilities, family vacation, financial responsibilities, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, personal time, raising siblings, self-employment, sibling relationships, single mother, Stress Management, vacation planning, VacayVeto, work-life balance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ores Mined:	3605
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253

Are you tired of being the family manager and second mother to your siblings? Do you want to escape the constant demands of your single mother who relies on you for everything? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can finally focus on yourself and your own needs without anyone constantly calling you or expecting you to drop everything for them. No more family vacations to plan or siblings to take care of – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Escape the drama and stress of your family life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle or mining for diamonds. Join now and say goodbye to being the family manager – it’s time to put yourself first for once!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety coping strategies, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, AnxietyCraft, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, holistic healing, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, relieve anxiety, self-care, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dimension Hops:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your mental health? Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation! Our virtual therapists (aka moderators) are always on hand to help you slay your inner demons and conquer your fears. Plus, our virtual world is so chill that even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to unwind. So come join us and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

CreeperCarnage

anxiety, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, CreeperCarnage, emotional scars, fear, Healing Process, mental health, mental resilience, Nightmares, overcoming trauma, past experiences, ptsd, self-care, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, traumatic events, traumatic memories, triggers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9783
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we have a strict no digging straight down policy to prevent any more traumatic incidents like that. Join us and never fear the wrath of the lava gods again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron beak. Will you be able to navigate their treacherous maze of feathers and eggs to claim your rightful place as their chicken overlord?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PatriotCraft & NASAMSCraft Minecraft Server

$2.2 Billion, arms sales, Defense, Defense Contracts, eastern europe, foreign policy, interceptors, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, missile defense, NASAMS, NASAMSCraft, national security, Patriot, PatriotCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

lol u know what’s better than buying interceptors for Ukraine? joining our epic Minecraft server! we got more action than a war zone, more fun than a missile launch, and more explosions than a fireworks show!

join us and build your own base to protect against creepers and griefers, team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon, and explore our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles or enemy attacks. so why spend $2.2 billion on interceptors when you can spend $0 and have a blast on our server? join now and let the madness begin!