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CraftyPuzzlerz

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance the cha cha slide. we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of exploding. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and our players are all secretly wizards. if you join now, you might even find the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more carrots). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner potato farmer shine!

CAR-T Craft: Low Risk Realm

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	115218	Void Gems Collected:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of secondary blood cancers is lower than the chance of finding a diamond in a cave full of creepers! yea, that’s right, we got CAR-T cell therapy going on in our virtual world and the chances of getting a secondary blood cancer are as low as a pig flying in the nether. FDA warning? pfft, we laugh in the face of danger! join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting stem cell transplantation. it’s like getting a power-up in real life, but in block form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build a world where the only risk is running out of torches in a dark cave. #minecraftgoals #virtualstemcells #creepersbeware 🌟🎮🔥

ReverWille Minecraft server

build cities, develop, Friends, Minecraft, Project, ReverWille, Server, Skills

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Emeralds Found:	9898
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Develop, build cities, look for friends, show your skills on our project!

reverwille.20tps.ru

New Toenail – Just the Right Amount of Vanilla & Drama, Both in Java & Bedrock!

#exciting, Adventure, AMOUNT, Arenas, barter, bedrock, BUILD, challenge, Competitions, Drama, Economy, Enchants, Enhanced, Giveaways, java, mobs, Plugins, regular, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, toenail, Trade, Vanilla, Wealthy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to Nu Towny!
Experience a brand new take on the classic Towny survival with a twist. In Nu Towny, we’ve taken the traditional Minecraft gameplay and enhanced it with unique features, custom plugins, and a player-driven economy.

Java/Bedrock/Console IP	Bedrock/Console Port
209.236.125.50	25565

Towny Life: Start your own town or join an existing one. Make friends, build your dream home, and create a thriving community with players from around the world.

Economy: Our server features a balanced and player-driven economy. Trade, barter, or set up your own shop to become the wealthiest player in Nu Towny.

Dungeons: Test your skills in our custom Dungeons arenas. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newbie, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Events: Regular community events, competitions, and giveaways. There’s always something exciting happening in Nu Towny.

Custom Plugins: Enhance your gameplay with our custom plugins, from unique mobs to custom enchants and more.

Join Nu Towny today and start your adventure. We can’t wait to see what you’ll build!

FAQ

Q: How do I join Nu Towny?

A: You can join our server using the Java/Bedrock/Console IP provided above.

Q: Can I start my own town in Nu Towny?

A: Yes, you can start your own town or join an existing one to build a community with other players.

Q: How does the economy work in Nu Towny?

A: Our server features a player-driven economy where you can trade, barter, or set up shops to become the wealthiest player.

Q: Are there custom dungeons to explore in Nu Towny?

A: Yes, we have custom Dungeons arenas where you can test your skills and try different challenges.

Q: What kind of events are hosted in Nu Towny?

A: We host regular community events, competitions, and giveaways to keep the gameplay exciting for our players.

Q: How can I enhance my gameplay with custom plugins in Nu Towny?

A: You can enhance your gameplay with our custom plugins, which include unique mobs, custom enchants, and more.

MioCraft Server – Fight Edition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Mio’s singing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be serenaded by wolves, fight off creepers with the power of song, and mine for diamonds while listening to Mio’s latest hits!

But that’s not all – our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Mio once tamed a dragon with her amazing vocals and now it patrols the server, protecting all players from any griefers who dare to mess with her fans.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! From group covers to nanoblock Mio creations, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a dragon that’s a fan of Mio’s music? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyUi Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you kidding me? Of course you should join our Minecraft server in October! It’s going to be the most epic event of the year! Picture this: a giant pumpkin-shaped world where all the mobs are dressed up in ridiculous costumes. We’ve got creepers wearing tutus, skeletons with top hats, and even a zombie dressed as a unicorn. And don’t even get me started on the special Halloween-themed loot you can find. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this spooktacular extravaganza!

Mom’s Loot Raid Minecraft Server

belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, disagreement, emotional, family, family dynamics, Grief, Inheritance, Loot, Minecraft, moms, Mother, personal belongings, privacy, Raid, regret, resolution, SELLING, Server, sister, theft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4304	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family story.

Picture this: your mom’s precious kitchen items being sold on Instagram for baby money. But wait, there’s more! Sneaking into your sister’s house through the window to reclaim what’s rightfully yours, all while avoiding getting caught. It’s like a heist movie, but with plates and forks instead of jewels.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to sadness to pure adrenaline. Who needs a soap opera when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

NephewNoNoAtApt

adjustment, air mattress, Anime, apartment, babysit, BF, cat, Collectibles, compromise, expensive, family dynamics, figure collection, Frustration, gaming room, kid safe, nephew, NephewNoNoAtApt, rare items, sacrifice, special care, UNWILLINGNESS

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your anime figure collection and your cat’s personal space? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for gamers who value their rare and expensive collectibles and their feline friends.

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual treasures from curious kids, just like in real life! Build a fortress around your anime figure collection and keep your cat safe from any unwanted visitors. Who knows, maybe your cat will even become the server’s mascot!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community that understands the struggles of living with a significant other and the challenges of accommodating unexpected guests. Join now and let the adventures begin!

CraftyAdviceMC Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that players have reported finding diamond blocks in the shape of a dancing llama, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

But the best part? The most ridiculous advice actually works here! Want to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots? Go for it! Want to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and lava? It’s totally possible!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

HRNightmareCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring HR stories? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got HR scandals that will make your jaw drop! One time, a player got fired for building an entire office building out of diamond blocks instead of actually working. Another player got the boot for trying to unionize the creepers. And don’t even get us started on the player who got fired for using their company-issued pickaxe to mine for diamonds in the boss’s office. So if you’re looking for a wild ride, come join us on our server and witness the craziest HR drama unfold before your very eyes!