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BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, big, body image, body positivity, body proportions, BootyCraft, Butts, cellulite concerns, clothing fit, confidence issues, Edition, exercise challenges, fashion struggles, finding comfortable chairs, health implications, hygiene issues, large butts, physical limitations, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, societal stereotypes, swimsuit shopping, weight distribution

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	52	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Allah’s Block Party: No Censorship, Just Fun!

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera controversy, Allahs, biased reporting, BLOCK, Censorship, criticism, freedom of speech, Fun, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, Islamic news, Journalism, Media bias, media control, media ethics, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, News Outlet, Party, political censorship, press freedom, Propaganda

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	3536
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a secret agent working for the government. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, “May Allah reckon with you” if you don’t join!

FaceScan Frenzy

data privacy, data security, digital footprint, face recognition, facescan, facial recognition software, facial recognition technology, Frenzy, personal data, personal information, privacy concerns, privacy implications, privacy invasion, privacy protection, privacy violation, reverse search, security risks, Surveillance, surveillance state, Technology, Tracking, video footage

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a giant toilet made out of diamonds or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

we have a secret feature where you can turn into a flying pig and rain down bacon on all the other players. trust me, it’s a real thing, just ask our resident flying pig, Sir Oinksalot.

if you join our server, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs. rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond eggs, you can summon the mighty Chickenzilla to wreak havoc on the land.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in existence! just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of zombie cows riding on top of giant spiders. it’s all in a day’s work on our server!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, girls only, Lazy, list, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, Tag

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

858s.vanillaboxmc.ru

MineCrafty Diablo 2 Server

action, Adventure, Blizzard Entertainment, classic, demon-slaying, Diablo, diablo 2, dungeon crawler, Gaming, Hack and Slash, iconic, isometric view, Legendary, long tail tag, loot hunting, minecrafty, Nostalgia, Online Multiplayer, PC Gaming, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skill Tree, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	202	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

LostSteve Minecraft Server

confusion, Desperation, emotional turmoil, Heartache, hopelessness, long lost love, longing, lost connection, lost in memories, LostSteve, Love Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Reminiscing, searching for answers, seeking closure, seeking truth, Server, Soul searching, unanswered prayers, unanswered questions, Where is he, yearning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, wondering where the heck your friends are? Well, look no further because on our server, “Where is he,” we guarantee you’ll never lose track of your buddies again! Our custom-built tracking system will show you exactly where your friends are at all times, so you can easily find them and wreak havoc together in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic quests like “The Great Sheep Hunt,” where you’ll have to track down and capture elusive rainbow-colored sheep for a chance to win a diamond block. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant chicken boss that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

So why wait? Join “Where is he” today and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

HootlessCraft

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, Hooters, HootlessCraft, Insecurity, Preferences, relationships, Respect, Significant Other, strip club, Twin Peaks, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Want to join a server where boundaries are respected and Hooters is off-limits? Look no further than our server, where we take your preferences seriously – even if it means avoiding chicken wings and short shorts!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, just like our player who refused to go to Hooters and faced the wrath of their boyfriend’s family. Who needs a strip club for dinner when you can have a virtual adventure on our server instead?

Don’t be labeled as insecure or ungrateful for sticking to your guns – on our server, we celebrate your unique quirks and boundaries. So come on over and build your own world, where Hooters is just a distant memory and the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. Join now and let the fun begin!

RespawnAfterDeath

assisted reproduction, bioethics, Cryopreservation, end-of-life decisions, ethical concerns, Family Planning, fertility preservation, freeze eggs, freeze sperm, future child, genetic engineering, genetic inheritance, genetic legacy, legacy planning, medical advancements, parent’s death, posthumous birth, reproductive rights, reproductive technology, RespawnAfterDeath, Scientific progress

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7826	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got some crazy shiz happening up in here. Like, did you know that on our server, you can freeze sperm and eggs and have a kid born after you die? Yeah, that’s right, you can be a ghost parent to a Minecraft baby. How wild is that? Join now and experience the miracle of life and death all in one blocky world. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. Don’t miss out, join now!

RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

Afrocentrism, alternative history, ancient civilizations, ancient empires, conspiracy theories, controversial theories, cultural appropriation, Cultural appropriation debate, cultural misappropriation, debunked theories, Historical accuracy, historical inaccuracies, historical myths, Historical revisionism, japanese history, long tail tags, Minecraft, pseudohistory, race relations, revisionist history, RoyalCraft, Server, WE WUZ JAPKANGZ

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	5986
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we wuz Japkangz! Join us for a wild ride through ancient Japan where you can battle samurais, ride dragons, and build your own ninja village.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a hidden realm filled with talking pandas and magical sushi. They became the ruler of this realm and built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles on top of flying koi fish, race against other players on rainbow-colored llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Remember, we wuz Japkangz!

”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

average players, childhood memories, English soccer, following soccer, lack of grit, lack of love, lack of mood, lack of respect, Leaders, Minecraft, NoMoreCreepers, player aspirations, Players, resignation, sad moment, Server, shame, Soccer, UEFA EuroTM, watching games, worst performance, worst time

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	139	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!