most funny fake minecraft speedruns Minecraft Servers

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

ambiguity, Anon, ANONYMOUS, bewildering, communication breakdown, confusion, Cryptic, Enigma, Enigmatic, Frustration, fuck, hidden meaning, inscrutable, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mysterious, Mystifying, perplexing, perplexity, puzzling, Server, unclear message, WTF

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

Board, Captcha, different thread, forum bug, forum issue, Minecraft, op, smp, technical difficulty, thread creation bug, thread creation error, thread creation glitch, thread creation issue, thread creation problem, thread creation., thread error, thread glitch, thread placement, thread problem, thread redirection, thread submission, ThreadCraft, Threads

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

Accommodation, Affection, allergic, aloof, attention seeking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat allergy, CatCraftHideout, Communication, fake allergy, family, hives, Hosting, interview, Job, Jonathan, pet, relationship, roommate, sister

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

accessible gameplay, beginner friendly, beginner tips, beginner-friendly games, Cooperative gameplay, easy to learn, friendly environment, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Helpful community, Inclusive Community, interactive gaming, multiplayer, new players, NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP, Online Community, Online game, positive atmosphere, Social gaming, supportive players, Welcoming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

CraftyMindz

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, CraftyMindz, emotional well being, meditation, mental exhaustion, mental health, mindfulness, negative thoughts, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Magic, Medieval, mmorpg, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	2909
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

dragonshieldmc.net

🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, building, comfort, Community, Creative, distractions, Donations, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, good players, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Server, slimecraft, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	2296	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	139156
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

45.15.158.22:12018

Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

#addons, active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bread, Chaos, Cheating, Dedicated, Diamond, Discord, Economy, fillings, Fruity, Fun Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, laughs, new players, Playerheads, Questionable, rules, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Minecraft Server Overview
2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Dedicated player base + Fun events
Diamond economy
Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
What is the average age range of players on the server?	Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
Is the server friendly to new players?	Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

1.2 Details, Agent Record, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Dev Face-to-Face, hoyolab, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero General, Zone

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bubble, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Dedication, Effort, emotional investment, hard work, healthy relationships, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, relationships, romance, sacrifice, Selflessness, smp, Trust

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Villages Defended:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!