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Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mines Excavated:	3509

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Animals Bred:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	193
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mines Excavated:	3200	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.

BorderBlockersCraft: Where devs troll with borders and blockades!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Star Shards Collected:	120	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where the devs have gone absolutely bonkers with their plot protection! They’ve built borders and blockades around high level areas to keep you from breaking the plot…or maybe they just don’t want you finding their secret stash of diamond blocks! Who knows what mysteries lie beyond those barriers – will you be the one to uncover the truth, or will you be forever stuck on the wrong side of the fence, staring longingly at the forbidden lands? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!