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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9908 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9497 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!