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Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

CheerMeUpMC SMP

cheer up, CheerMeUpMC, comfort food, coping strategies, Emotional support, Exercise, feeling down, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, Laughter, mental health, mindfulness, mood boosters, music therapy, positive thinking, positivity, relaxation techniques, self love, self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

KaraokeCraft

#karaoke bar, crowd favorite, Entertainment, favorite song, Fun, go-to song, Karaoke, karaoke machine, karaoke night, KaraokeCraft, Lyrics, microphone, Music, night out, Party, Performance, playlist, sing-along, singing, talent, vocal

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magic Items Found:	3863
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	30826	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	154116
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9767	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9539	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	136

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magic Items Found:	4774
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

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””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	2793	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	339	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4936	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6681	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mines Excavated:	4688
Potions Brewed:	185	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	214	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!