SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us if you want to wake up to llamas riding pigs and chickens doing the moonwalk! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a dolphin with a top hat or a zombie doing the floss dance? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re actually playing Minecraft!

So, if you’re ready for a mind-blowing, side-splitting, jaw-dropping adventure, then join us now! Don’t miss out on the most hilarious Minecraft server in the world! Who knows, you might even wake up to a parrot singing opera tomorrow!

Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, am i the asshole, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Camera, Communication, control, gym, iPhone, Memories, Minecraft, MIRROR, misunderstanding, perspective, Picture, relationship, ScratchCraft, scratching, Server, snapchat, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

MILcraftMadness

apartment, Budget, Communication Issues, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Financial goals, financial stress, future planning, generational differences, Home ownership, House, MILcraftMadness, parental advice, personal boundaries, real estate, relationship dynamics, savings, Stress Management, support system

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1740
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	972	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Dream Breaker Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crops Grown:	7267
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	183
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	112
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

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