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CakeCrafters

baked goods, bakery cakes, Cake, cake flavors, cake preferences, CakeCrafters, carrot cake, celebration cakes, chocolate cake, dessert, favorite cake, fruit cake, homemade cake, lemon cake, marble cake, party cakes, red velvet cake, special occasions, sweet treats, types of cake, vanilla cake

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Do you like cake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a cake for every type of player! Whether you’re a red velvet warrior or a vanilla villager, we’ve got a cake just for you. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free slice of cake every time you log in! Plus, rumor has it that our cakes have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. So come join us and let’s eat cake and fly together!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

China, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global market, India, international relations, market analysis, Minecraft, oil supply chain, oil trade, political decisions, Reuters, russia, Server, trade agreements, US sanctions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mines Excavated:	1553	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	164	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	8494

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Towns Built:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	139	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?