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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9553 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
