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CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1003	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	215
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Potions Brewed:	54	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1274	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
New Chunks Explored:	350942	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Items Found:	6902
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	898
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ores Mined:	4787
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchantments Applied:	107

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!