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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 270 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 6511 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.